(Radio Star, September 23rd, 2015)
Comedian Yang Se Chan.
He is Yang Se Hyung's younger brother.
I wanted to confess my love to him.
But he beat me to the punch.
"Na Rae, don't say you love me."
(She got rejected.)
Se Chan told me that...
we are like sworn siblings.
I asked if he meant we were that close and loyal.
He said no and ground his teeth.
(I swear I'd rather stay away.)
(A sad but funny story)
My heart was about to burst.
(Park Na Rae, the tragic heroine)
Only those who have experienced it would understand.
"Get lost. Why are you doing this to me?"
(Yang Se Chan, the victim)
He can be cute sometimes.
- I found myself wavering. - Really?
(Jang Do Yeon, the other woman)
What are you doing to us?
How could you...
(Yang Se Hyung, the witness)
It was just the two of us, remember?
Hang on. What happened between you two?
Your best friend is your worst enemy.
Gosh. Jang Do Yeon.
(The friend's betrayal)
Look at her. She's drinking water as if it's alcohol.
She's drinking water as if it's alcohol.
I can't do this.
You dirty fox!
Will you stop it?
This is why people say television shows are rubbish!
This is the worst kind of drama ever.
(How will it end?)
("Love and War Special" begins now.)
Radio Star Cinema, the "Love and War".
Are you ready?
Ready. Action.
Gu Ra.
The soup's too salty.
Did you cook it with seawater?
Can't you do anything right?
- Try again. - What?
Start over.
- How dare you say that. - Try...
- It's just a few lines. - Okay, okay.
- Do another take. - Let's start over.
Ready, action.
- Gu Ra. - Yes?
The soup's too salty. Did you cook it with seawater?
Can't you do anything right?
You're even going to kill my son.
Will you stop saying things like that?
I can't stand this anymore.
I'll get my revenge.
I will crush them all.
That was terrible.
Were you talking about my mother?
Put your chin back in.
Put your chin back in!
How is his acting?
- How is his acting? - Your chin!
Kyu Hyun, why did you marry someone so ugly?
She's 185cm tall and look at her chin.
What a useless family this is.
Poor Kyu Hyun.
(The End)
All you have to do is sit or lie down comfortably...
and get ready to laugh.
You are watching a high-end stress-buster...
- TV show, Radio Star. - Radio Star.
(Radio Star)
These four stars will create...
shock-waves of laughter to reduce your stress levels.
That's a lot of pressure.
- They want to do well. - We shouldn't say this.
We raised expectations.
Two of them became popular through our show.
And we should help the other two as well.
If they're not funny today, the two women...
- might end up in the abyss. - Exactly.
(We don't want that.)
Like Hwang Je Seong.
(He dug his own grave.)
Please welcome four people who became famous thanks to us.
Violent thoughts
(Sniggering)
And uneasy glances
What's he doing?
And you're looking at me
Perhaps, our love is like a war
Don't let him sing.
I'm relieved he knows the song.
Passionate love and melodramas.
Welcome to Radio Star's "Love and War Special".
She's back after five months.
- Thanks to us, - Five months?
after 10 years of obscurity,
she won MBC's Best Rookie Award.
You could say 2015 was her year.
But I was told that no men are visiting her bar anymore.
We still remember her as...
Yang Se Chan's sworn sister. Please welcome Park Na Rae.
This person grinds his teeth in horror at Na Rae's name.
But thanks to her, he's on our programme now.
For some reason,
so many comediennes have fallen in love with him.
First he stole Na Rae's heart, and now even Do Yeon's.
He's starting a love war in the comedy industry.
Please welcome Na Rae's man, comedian Yang Se Chan.
Last year she became a star...
with her Crab Dance and...
impersonation of Kim Heung Kook on our show.
But six months later, she was overshadowed by Na Rae.
- That's right. - She said,
"Saving up gets you nowhere." And she proves that...
by falling in love with almost every comedian.
She is the Yao Ming of comedy industry. It's Jang Do Yeon.
On "People Looking for Laughter" back in 2005...
"Come on, I will kill you all."
- That was a disaster. - And it was long, too.
It was too long.
"I will kill you all."
Just when we thought he'd make it,
in 2013, with a few army buddies...
Boom, Andy, those friends, right?
(He's flustered.)
- With those friends... - Boom, Andy and Tony.
- He had his time of reflection. - Yes.
(I do apologise.)
He made a dramatic comeback.
The man who almost became Na Rae's brother-in-law.
It's Yang Se Chan's brother Yang Se Hyung.
Welcome.
- We have four comedians. - This is a rare occasion.
Hello.
- Hello. Have a seat. - Thank you.
- Na Rae. - Yes?
- Just a moment. - Okay.
You have a golfer's legs.
- Show us your swing. - My swing?
Show us your swing.
- What a way to kick off. - She has a golfer's legs.
She knows how to play.
Good shot.
(A great swing)
She teed off on the par-three eighth hole.
The ball drops onto the green...
and rolls straight into the hole.
Nice shot. That was lovely.
(A unique victory ceremony)
- Nice shot. - She has changed so much.
- She's so confident now. - She's like a vending machine.
Give her a coin and you get coffee.
- She'll give you something. - Well done.
Please say hello to our viewers. Na Rae, you first.
I'm Park Na Rae, beautiful and...
perfectly-suited to the Year of Red Monkey. It's great to be here.
- She talks really well. - She's more relaxed.
- I noticed that... - Yes?
you lost some weight.
No, I gained some.
- That thing around your neck. - Yes.
The last time I saw it,
I thought she was being strangled.
It was lodged in her neck.
(Same choker, different looks)
You slimmed down.
- I lengthened the chocker. - I see.
It looks like she painted a line across her neck.
It looks a bit too tight though.
- Right. - It's like you're being strangled.
(It's like you're being strangled.)
- Please, say hello. - Hello.
I'm Yang Se Chan.
I'm Na Rae's man and the unluckiest one alive.
I liked that introduction very much.
Se Chan, didn't you always...
- draw your beard? - That was for the comedy show.
- The viewers... - You played Woong's father.
- Woong's father. - People might not recognise me.
- That's right. - Right.
"Come here. Come right here."
Come here. Come right here.
- My goodness. - I loved that skit.
"Come here. Come right here."
- That was me. - He was so sexy then.
- Do Yeon? - I'm Jang Do Yeon.
I thought being on Radio Star would make me famous forever,
but Na Rae's getting all the attention.
She's so jealous.
- I am not. - Na Rae's doing so well.
- We don't fight at all. - We don't.
Okay. Se Hyung, how about you introduce yourself?
Hello, body body Yang Se body everybody shake it body...
let's go body come on body Jeju Island's sawedged perch.
I'm Yang Se Hyung.
Well done.
Do this for us.
- We never did anything like that. - Really?
- I was surprised. - It was this.
- That's the one. - What's this?
That never existed.
"I will kill you all."
Show us what you did.
- Show us. - This is what we did.
"Come on, come on." That's what we did.
Never like this.
You did that with Kim Ki Wook.
- Right. - And Park Sang Chul.
I practised the cuckoo style martial arts...
that makes everyone tremble in fear.
- The cuckoo... - Cuckoo!
What is Sang Chul doing?
Barely anything.
I believe he had a plastic surgery.
You four have known one another for 10 years.
Do you know in what order we seated you?
- I have no idea. - Usually...
- the biggest star... - The main character sits here.
You all have certain ties with her.
Well, I'm in the centre and...
Gook Jin's on my right and Se Chan's on my left.
It feels like my men are protecting me.
If we give her a penny, we'll get something back.
- You bet. - That's too cheap.
- Just a penny? - These days...
- pennies are hard to find. - She is just funny.
- Pennies are hard to find. - Yes.
This is the order...
in which Na Rae has helped or ruined you.
- She's either helped or ruined you. - Oh.
That's why I'm here.
She helped and ruined you at the same time.
Na Rae is very influential within the comedy industry now.
She's usually out somewhere shooting a commercial...
or a TV programme.
- She is really busy. - Did you earn millions?
- No. - You've done how many commercials?
About 10 including those that only appear on the internet.
How many have done for national TV?
I won't let anyone take this from me.
(The next queen of commercials)
How many have done for national TV?
Not that many, but...
I can tell you this much.
One year ago, I took out a loan...
- to pay the key money for my lease. - How much was it?
I paid it in full, last month.
How much was that?
- Not that much. - Hundred thousands?
Yes.
You should treat us, then.
- It's awesome. - You never do.
Don't say things like that here.
Don't.
Please, don't!
That's why we sat you next to her.
Our original plan was to invite you three on,
and then have Yoon Jung Soo.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Originally... - I was called...
out of the blue.
I thought that Jung Soo was going to be on.
He came on with Na Rae last time,
and she crushed him completely.
(Na Rae crushed him completely.)
- He was funny. - He was but still...
- Na Rae was impossible to beat. - I remember now.
He couldn't really show himself last time,
- so we wanted to give him a chance. - I see.
He refused saying he'd get crushed again.
Se Hyung got lucky, then.
Na Rae, how is your bar doing? Do a lot of men come by?
I first mentioned my bar on this show.
Ever since then, the male guests...
have been refusing to come by.
There was this rumour going around.
"Men who set foot in there can't leave for three days."
- Because you lock them up? - Yes.
- Just like in movies. - What other rumours are there?
- There's a rumour that I steal. - Steal?
- Some say I rear the male guests. - It's like a movie.
"Don't ever fall asleep."
That, too. "She drugs the drinks."
Did you upgrade the facilities? You earned a lot of money.
I did buy a few more items...
since I was last on the show.
I now have a beer fridge.
- A beer fridge? - Yes.
- Is it for restaurants? - No, for home use.
If you load a beer keg,
- you can get your own beer. - I see.
- You bought that. - Yes.
I had it sent over from America.
I plugged it into an adapter to use it right away...
and fried the circuits.
- The voltage is different. - I needed a dorans.
"Dorans"?
- "Dorans"? - What's that?
- It's a transformer. - Yes, a transformer.
You told me that story already...
in the exact same words.
- When? - Where?
- On "The Geeks". - You're scary.
I waited a month to buy this American beer machine.
- A beer fridge? - Yes.
I plugged it in using an adapter and fried the circuits.
Don't recycle your stories.
- He's a detective. - I'm disappointed.
I am very disappointed.
Don't recycle your stories.
I really want to say this.
My life changed since I came on this show.
After that, I appeared on a lot of Gu Ra's shows,
and he looked out for me.
- That's true. - So...
- I was so grateful... - You work tomorrow, right?
- Yes. - I recommended you.
Wait, I feel so left out.
- You and I... - What about her?
- We were both on "Ssulzun"... - I got you on the show.
- "Ssulzun"? - Did you?
Of course.
- Didn't you know that? - I'm sorry.
I even introduced you to a guy, Jang Hoon.
- Seo Jang Hoon? - Yes.
Did he set you up?
Are you trying to marry him off?
Are you introducing him to everyone?
- Anyway, I was so grateful... - Right.
So I wanted to send you some abalone and octopus.
I called my mum to have her send you some of those.
So I said...
"Mum, can you send Gu Ra some abalone and octopus?"
She said, "What for?"
"He has no one to prepare them for him."
This feels odd.
- Give him finished products. - This feels odd.
- Thank you but no thank you. - Okay.
He can't cook them.
I agree.
- Abalone can be eaten raw. - Really?
- Yes. - So you want some.
- I don't expect gifts. - Visit him over the holidays.
I want to but...
- Don't come to my house. - Bow to him.
Do it now.
- Should I do it? - Bow?
- Now? - You're dressed like that.
No, no. Forget it. No!
What are you doing?
(Self-defence mode)
(She bows as if she's a bride.)
- What are you doing? - My goodness.
Hey!
I don't believe this.
- Well done. - Thank you.
- You should've worn long pants. - Thank you.
Thank you, Na Rae.
- The table was the perfect size. - I know.
- My goodness. - I'm very short.
- Here's some advice. - Okay.
- Say something to her. - Yes.
Be extra careful how you act, and don't recycle your stories.
- Do you understand? - Okay.
Once you start recycling your stories, you can't stop. Okay?
- Got it. - We don't recycle stories here.
Se Chan, you're here because of Na Rae.
- Really? - Yes.
Why else would you be here?
What do you think?
I told Je Seong that I'd be on the show and he gave me...
- some advice. - What did he say?
- Je Seong? - Yes.
- The Je Seong we know? - Yes.
- He gave you advice? - Yes.
He almost dug his own grave.
He almost got our show cancelled.
- We all thought it was a pity. - I agree.
When he came to work, 20 of us stood around and mocked him.
- He gave me advice. - What did he say?
"If you look at Gu Ra as you talk, you'll get sucked in."
"Look at Jong Shin, who is nice."
"And you'll be able to say what you want."
No, he's wrong.
Gu Ra can distract you if you look at him.
But you have to look at him. So look at his chin instead.
- Not his eyes? - Well...
That's the perfect spot to look at.
- It works perfectly. - She's right.
You can see his chin clearly.
I gave her a penny and got something in return.
A large part of his face is chin.
- Really? - It's all eyes or chin.
Do Yeon, you said you were moved while...
- you were working with Gu Ra. - Really?
- What's this about? - Can he move people?
The character that Gu Ra puts on...
when he's on TV...
is one of a meanie who criticises people.
I was so nervous to be on Radio Star,
and I happened to meet him in the elevator.
Frankly speaking, I almost wet myself.
- I was that nervous. - My goodness.
I gave her a penny and got something in return.
- Well done. - It was funny.
That was funny.
I was that nervous,
and I was basically too overwhelmed.
I wasn't sure what to do.
But he looked out for me because I was a younger comedian.
While we film "Ssulzun",
we make eye contact sometimes.
- It's so heart-warming. - On "Ssulzun"?
- Is it? - Look closely.
He can be cute sometimes.
Who?
- Are you saying you like him? - What?
- Wait! - Do you like him?
- It's okay to like him. - Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I don't date colleagues.
- How old is she? - I don't date colleagues.
When were you born?
- Someone I know likes her. - She was born in 1985.
(She's just the age you're looking for.)
- Stop. - Case closed.
- No way. - My goodness.
Must I befriend your son?
- Don't go there. - She'll have a rapper son.
- You're right. - Yes.
- Stop this nonsense. - Do Yeon.
- How is he? - How is he as a man?
He's great.
- He's lovely. - Do Yeon.
Such men are good.
(What?)
- Good at what? - Come on!
This is why people say comedians talk rubbish!
What are you talking about?
- I meant he is good to women! - What is she talking about?
- He is good to women? - He is good to women.
- You should be specific. - I know.
- Try to be specific. Okay? - All right.
- You two will make a cute couple. - You know,
Yao Ming of comedy industry...
- should date Seo Jang Hoon. - Why are you calling me Yao Ming?
Yao Ming should date Seo Jang Hoon.
It'll be convenient since they have similar shoe sizes.
That's right. What do you think of Jang Hoon?
Choose between Jang Hoon and Gu Ra.
- That's a nice question. - No. Do Yeon.
I have a child. Think carefully.
I even wash Dong Hyun's underwear.
I can't let this happen. Jang Hoon is a much better choice.
- Jang Hoon is a very nice man. - Gu Ra doesn't like this talk.
- Dong Hyun will be 20 soon. - That's right.
And he has a good personality, too.
(Do Yeon continuously makes people laugh.)
Let's talk about how everyone has been.
- Se Chan, after hearing that... - Yes?
- Na Rae was in love with you, - Yes.
you thought you had a lousy luck.
Among comedians,
there is a stereotype regarding Na Rae, because...
she always wears weird clothes for comedy shows.
There are a lot of good-looking comedians.
- Why did she have to like me? - Did it feel like having a cancer?
- Don't say that. - I had thyroid cancer.
I'm so sorry.
- Gu Ra, I had thyroid cancer. - My goodness.
- I'm so sorry. - I went through so much suffering.
- You shouldn't joke about cancer. - Seriously.
You have a lousy luck.
(You have a lousy luck.)
- Don't joke about one's hardships. - I know. He was insensitive.
- Se Chan suffered from cancer. - I didn't realise.
- But he recovered. - I'm very healthy now.
- That's a relief. - The tumour was pretty big.
- It was 0.8cm. - It was 0.6cm to 0.8cm.
There are different types of thyroid cancer,
like follicular carcinoma and papillary carcinoma.
- There are different names. - Okay.
I had papillary carcinoma which is easier to treat.
Why is it called that?
- It's a more benign type of cancer. - Papillary carcinoma.
Why would you focus on the name when I'm talking about my suffering?
- It's just a funny name. - Don't say that.
- Just stop. - We didn't mean anything by it.
- You are ridiculous. - Everyone, calm down.
(Gu Ra tries to calm them down.)
After hearing that she liked you,
you must have met her. How did you feel?
I wish Na Rae had given me a notice before she said it on TV.
I was so taken aback because she suddenly talked about me.
We were watching the show together and he went to the bathroom.
It was then that Na Rae talked about her one-sided love.
So I said, Na Rae just revealed that she used to like you.
And Se Chan said, "For goodness' sake."
(Embarrassed)
- He must have been flustered. - "Why did she say that on TV?"
- There is more to that story. - There is?
He then came to you and said, "Oh my, why did she mention me?"
- I did that? - You said he smiled.
- He was smug about it a little. - Really?
- He was on the trending keywords. - It was a good thing.
- Of course it was. - I know you liked it.
- Anyone would feel that way. - I liked being mentioned.
- You both benefited and suffered. - That's right.
(You both benefited and suffered.)
Was your confession planned or did it just come out?
I thought hard about whether I should say it or not,
- but Se Chan said it first on TV. - What?
- You talked about how I liked you. - I just said I have a lousy luck.
So you said it first on another show.
You're upsetting the person who's the cause of your lousy luck.
- Exactly. - You associated me with lousy luck.
Viewers who just joined us will think this show is about lousy luck.
Lousy luck this, lousy luck that.
- Don't admit you are the cause. - I'm the cause of lousy luck.
(I'm the cause of lousy luck.)
- I'm the cause of lousy luck. - Don't say that.
How about you turn it into a speech?
Make a speech.
- I'll insert a coin. - My goodness.
I say this with conviction.
I'm the cause of lousy luck...
in 2016, the Year of Red Monkey.
I heard that Na Rae first confessed her love for Se Chan...
- to his brother, Se Hyung. - Yes.
- I'll tell you what happened. - She told you first.
Do Yeon, Na Rae and I...
- did a comedy skit together. - Right.
One day, when I showed up for work,
they giggled and acted embarrassed.
Do Yeon said, "Tell him" and Na Rae said, "I can't do that."
I told them to wait. Back then, I still smoked.
I kept smoking outside because I thought she liked me.
(I thought she liked me.)
- My goodness. - It looked like...
she was about to confess her love to me.
Do Yeon kept saying, "Tell him!"
With a heavy heart, I said, "You can tell me anything."
- "I actually like Se Chan." - How did you feel then?
I was so relieved.
- I have something to say. - He is so mean.
- It was really funny. - I thought, "I'm saved!"
Na Rae and I thought hard about whether she should say something.
We are very close to Se Hyung and he is Se Chan's close acquaintance.
- I'm his brother. - He is Se Chan's brother.
- Don't call him an acquaintance. - I'm sorry.
She is an ingenuous beauty.
I can't believe she is in "Ssulzun".
(I can't believe she is in "Ssulzun".)
I read newspapers.
(The host of the show is also embarrassed.)
We thought telling Se Hyung...
might lift our burden, so Na Rae began to speak.
"There is someone I like." And he said, "Wait a minute."
Then he went outside for a while.
"Hey, is it me?"
(Hey, is it me?)
He really said that. I was so surprised.
- "Hey, is it me?" - What would you have said then?
"Let's forget about the meeting and go for a drink."
While drinking I would have said, "You are beautiful and charming."
"But my ideal type of woman is completely different from you."
- I would have made her understand. - "Completely different from you".
I told him because he is a close friend of mine.
I asked him if he could help me, and he said,
"If Se Chan and you end up getting married,"
"I'm going to kill myself."
(A dire refusal)
I said I'll arrange three meetings.
- Yes. I got three chances. - That's right.
Se Chan is my brother. I knew it would be hard on him.
- So I... - Why would it be hard on him?
- But he would also... - It was uncomfortable.
I said I'll arrange three meetings because I was in a good mood.
But when I gave it a thought later...
Let's say Na Rae and Se Chan ended up getting married.
On the day of my grandfather's memorial,
Na Rae would prepare food while she is completely drunk.
It'd be an unbearable sight.
(It'd be an unbearable sight.)
- She would mess up everything. - Right.
- It'd be like a comedy skit. - I could imagine it happening.
And I refused to let it happen.
So I offered to arrange one meeting and I did.
So you did arrange the meeting.
- I couldn't tell him at first. - That's right.
But because I have eyes too,
I noticed Na Rae acting strangely.
She is usually a mess when she is drunk.
But she started acting ladylike in front of me. "You are here."
(You are here.)
- I never said that. - It was something along the line.
- So I realised that she likes me. - She became calm.
I even saw her hands shaking when she poured me drinks.
- She just has shaky hands. - It's from alcohol abuse.
- Do you have shaky hands? - My hands shake all the time.
I thought you were nervous because you liked me.
Even now, she spills water everywhere.
- Don't say that. - She sometimes does this.
It's helpful when she brushes her teeth.
- He is good. - I'm glad Yoon Jung Soo isn't here.
- Yang Se Hyung is the best. - I know.
Yoon Jung Soo would have just looked like a fool.
(Yoon Jung Soo would have just looked like a fool.)
When was the time that you found Se Chan attractive?
- What made you like him? - Right.
- You two already knew each other. - This is something I haven't heard.
- Well... - When did it go wrong?
How did it happen?
You were colleagues at first, but the dynamics changed.
- I have known Se Chan... - Tell us what he did,
- so that other men won't do it. - Don't be absurd.
- Don't let them be the victims. - That's right.
This is my first time to say this.
The four of us drink together quite often.
One time, we went to a karaoke.
Whenever a man sings this song,
I fall for him. The song is Dynamic Duo's "Good Love".
- "Good Love". - That's right. He is a good singer.
Good love
- Good love - Good love
Se Chan sang that song.
And it felt as if my heart was going to burst.
- That's what Se Chan did. - The sight of him singing did that?
That's right. I was watching him sing.
I reached for the microphone and sang along with him.
Good love
- I remember that. - He sings well.
- That was the moment. - That was the moment.
- A song made her fall for him. - I shouldn't have sung.
(Coming soon)
(We will show you the performance that made Na Rae fall in love.)
(Will she fall in love again?)
- Did you fall deep in love? - I held myself back...
- because he is younger than me. - I see.
I'm really close to Se Hyung,
so I thought it would be awkward to fall in love with his brother.
But you can't hide your love or having a cold.
- My goodness. - What a great phrase.
- You can hide cold, but not love. - You hide it just fine.
- That's right. - He is very tough.
- He is like CIA. - CIA?
- My goodness. - Your heart will rot.
(Your heart will rot.)
You got help from your friend, Lee Se Young,
as well as your best friend, Kim Ji Min.
You always asked them to call Se Chan.
- She is shy. - Why didn't you call him yourself?
At that point, I had called him too many times.
He was no longer answering my calls.
- He had blocked you. - That's right.
You don't block your colleague's numbers. How often did she call?
Only those who have experienced it would understand.
- What are you talking about? - Only those who experienced it?
- Give us an example. - Was she like a loan collector?
- She was worse. - I see.
It felt like voice phishing. It almost felt like it.
Na Rae expressed her interest...
- in an unimaginable way. - Give us an example.
"I like you. I will have you."
- I didn't say that. - You did. I remember it.
"I will have you. You are mine."
"I won't let Do Yeon have you. You are mine."
- She really said that. - Was she drunk?
She was a bit drunk.
I couldn't possibly say, "You are drunk. You should go home."
How could I say that? She said she will have me.
(I'm not an object that she can own.)
I ended up saying, "Go away! What is wrong with you?"
"Why are you doing this to me?"
- That was all I could say. - "Go away!"
Was your cancer caused by the stress from that?
- Gu Ra. - My goodness.
- Stop turning cancer into a joke. - I'm sorry.
- It's a serious matter. - For goodness' sake.
- I'm sorry. - I took two pills today too.
- Don't attempt a medical joke. - He used to cry all the time.
(I apologise.)
Na Rae, I heard you missed Se Chan so much...
that you got drunk and went to his house barefooted.
You should have worn your shoes.
This is what happened.
My love for Se Chan...
- was at its height. - Love made you crazy.
- I couldn't control it. - How crazy were you?
Yang Se Chan! Yang Se Chan! Yang Se Chan!
You are a good actor.
- Were you this bad? - Yes.
Se Chan and Se Hyung live together.
And there's an apartment right next to theirs.
Lee Jin Ho and Lee Yong Jin live there.
One day, I got very drunk at their place.
You chose that place because it's close to Se Chan's, right?
That was on my mind.
I knew I might go to his place.
It was one of my many options.
In the end, I blacked out from drinking...
and went to Se Chan's place barefoot.
It had just rained the day before.
- So the ground was dirty. - She walked barefoot on mud.
- Really? - Yes.
Her feet must have gotten dirty.
Thankfully, Se Chan and Se Hyung let me in.
But when I woke up the next day,
black plastic bags were covering my feet.
They didn't wash your feet.
You know, Se Hyung is very clean.
Since my feet were dirty,
he covered them with black plastic bags.
I used white plastic bags.
- They were white. - You used white plastic bags.
The production team couldn't believe the story.
Is there a picture?
- You have a picture? - I took a picture.
- There is a picture? - Yes.
- I took it with my phone. - It's a piece of evidence.
I'm glad you came today.
(He is the best guest today.)
There is a picture?
Reporter Yang, we are glad to have you here today.
Here is the picture.
(The picture is revealed.)
(She runs away.)
I can't believe you let her sleep in the living room.
- My goodness. - This woman might not be Na Rae.
But I can tell that it is her from these legs.
(She is Park Na Rae.)
It was a deadly love.
Na Rae looks back on it as a romantic incident.
Think about it. I traveled barefoot...
- in the darkness... - Because she was in love.
- to see the man I love. - She wanted to see him.
- Isn't it romantic? - All right.
- It's like a horror story to me. - What are you, a zombie?
(Let's rewind the video.)
I traveled barefoot...
- in the darkness... - Because she was in love.
- to see the man I love. - She wanted to see him.
- Isn't it romantic? - All right.
What are you, a zombie?
Isn't it romantic?
- Stop it. Don't touch me. - It's so...
- romantic, isn't it? - Stop it.
I want to stay relaxed.
(What is romantic to Na Rae is horrifying to Se Chan.)
I heard that, as a birthday present,
Na Rae received a kiss from Se Chan.
So that was a birthday present.
- That's right. You gave her a kiss. - I remember it now.
This is what happened.
I like having a party for my birthday.
- Everyone was there. - I invited all the comedians.
About 20 to 30 comedians came.
And Kim Jun Ho, who used to be the president of my agency,
was also there.
I had told him that I like Se Chan.
He said, "Don't worry."
"I will do everything for you."
He should have focused on running the agency well.
He should have.
At the party, Jun Ho said that he has a wish.
"I wish Se Chan would kiss Na Rae."
- So Se Chan... - I remember.
- kissed me on the lips. - He did?
- On the lips? - Yes.
- Did Jun Ho force you? - Yes.
He forced me. I said I won't do it.
I wasn't even drunk for my punishment.
- Why do you call it a punishment? - It was a punishment for me.
When he returned home that day, he did this with a pair of scissors.
- Come on! - I was like, "Don't do it!"
Se Hyung.
That's a funny embellishment.
(Well done, Se Hyung)
Se Chan, I heard that you get scared...
when Na Rae sings "I Ain't Going Home Tonight".
Hey, listen to me
I ain't going home tonight
(Her eyes show her determination to seduce every man in the world.)
When Na Rae gets drunk...
and sings "I Ain't Going Home Tonight",
- she comes to our apartment. - I see.
So I'm really scared of that song.
She sings it while looking at my face.
I ain't going home tonight
It's the scariest thing in the world.
- I have a question. - Okay.
Were you Na rae's first target in "Comedy Big League"?
Was there someone else before Se Chan?
- I'm the first, right? - I think so.
You didn't like anyone before.
No, I only liked Se Chan.
Now that I think about it,
Kim Hyo Jin and Su Kyung Suk liked each other in the past.
- They did. - And...
Park Myung Soo liked Cho Hye Ryeon.
- Cho Hye Ryeon? - Really?
And Cho Hye Ryeon liked Su Kyung Suk.
It happened in the past.
Kim Young Hee appeared in a programme I'm in.
- Young Hee did? - Yes.
She likes chubby men.
She has listed Lim Woo Il and Kim Jun Hyun...
as her ideal type.
But since Jun Hyun is married,
I asked her how she feels about Yoo Min Sang. And she said,
- "I don't like his pallor." - Oh.
She refused him right away.
It's understandable.
His face is as ashen as cement.
(His face is as ashen as cement.)
(I'm just kidding.)
Tell us honestly.
Have you completely gotten over Se Chan?
I am completely done with him.
But I'm always open to possibilities like a book with an open ending.
Is that why you climbed onto the table wearing shorts?
- Were you showing me something? - She was trying hard.
She wanted him to see her back.
She put her bottom this way.
- She wasn't bowing to Gu Ra. - I get it now.
She was just flaunting her bottom.
(Flaunting her bottom for Se Chan)
(Se Chan hated it.)
I heard this about Do Yeon.
I heard that your feet smell bad.
I can't believe you.
That's a false accusation.
- Look. - Look where?
- Look! - I really...
I can take off my shoes and have everyone and the directors...
take a look.
My feet don't sweat much.
- They tend to be dry. - I see.
- She really doesn't sweat much. - Then her feet wouldn't smell.
Are your heels cracked?
- My heels? - Let me see.
- They must be a bit cracked. - Let me see.
- Go away. - Come on.
I'll check her feet.
- Wait a minute. - She said her feet are dry.
Wait a minute. They are cracked.
- That means her feet are dry. - Yes.
There are dead skin cells looking like snow.
Stop exaggerating.
- Zoom in. She is lying. - Show them your feet.
Why would we zoom in on something so nasty?
(It's a false accusation.)
- Go on. - Let me relay...
- the story of that day. - Go on.
We were at the shoot of the comedy programme.
- The shoot starts at 6 or 7pm, - That's right.
- but we spend all day to prepare. - That's right.
I was wearing stockings and sneakers.
Socks made my feet too hot.
And I moved around a lot.
- Then... - Your feet get sweaty.
it's natural for a person to get sweaty feet.
When you drink water, it comes out as sweat.
I couldn't help but have smelly feet, but Se Hyung...
made such a big deal out of it...
and humiliated me.
What did he say?
- It was embarrassing. - This is what happened.
It's a character flaw I have, but I'm very clean.
- He is very clean. - That's right.
Anyway,
I took off my shoes when I arrived home...
and Do Yeon was standing behind me.
I said, "Go ahead."
She said, "No, you can go ahead." So I insisted that she goes in.
She took off her shoes and ran past me.
Then the smell of rotten tofu reached my nose.
(The smell of rotten tofu reached his nose.)
- My goodness. - So I said,
- "Stop right there. Come here." - Rotten tofu?
- I had stepped on rotten tofu. - "What is this smell?"
- It was such a strong smell. - I stepped on rotten tofu.
I asked, "What is this smell?"
She was like, "It's not me!" So I told her to take off her socks.
And I identified the smell from her feet.
He threw my socks out the window.
An unbelievable smell was permeating from those cute socks.
I didn't think storing them in a plastic bag would help.
So I threw them out the window right away.
Do Yeon and Se Chan are in a comedy segment...
- called "Girlfriend" together. - That's right.
- It's a funny segment. - Really?
- Thank you. - I watch it all the time.
You might catch a cold.
Make me warmer.
- Don't try to trick me. - Oh, my.
Come over here.
Hey. What are you trying to do?
Why you...
Have you ever had a romantic interest in Do Yeon?
Neither Do Yeon nor I...
like dating in the workplace.
Do Yeon is a colleague.
Even if we kiss or hug...
for a skit, I don't feel a thing.
But I love hairstyles like this.
I love bob haircuts.
- Her hair is in a bob, too. - It looks neat.
This bob hairstyle is so different from Do Yeon's.
- It's the same bob hairstyle. - No, it's not.
Her hairstyle has more layers.
- What's going on between you two? - Nothing.
I'm just saying that my heart was swayed a bit.
- Because of her hairstyle? - That's right.
When I first saw her, her hair was longer.
- That's right. - I didn't feel a thing then.
Then one day, she showed up with this short hairstyle.
When she was acting for the skit, I felt my heart beat faster.
I could really immerse myself into the role.
If there's a hairdresser here, get me a hair trimmer.
- She is the best. - Cut your hair then.
She is the best.
Shave your head up to here.
- Up to here. - I will only leave my bangs.
(I will only leave my bangs.)
I heard Se Chan thought Do Yeon fell in love with him...
and Do Yeon thought the same.
- Have you never felt that way? - Me?
My goodness.
- I thought... - I never thought he liked me.
- I didn't think... - I once thought Do Yeon...
was flirting with me.
When did you think that?
- I just had the feeling. - I felt the same.
See?
- Men can feel it. - Right?
- Men have that intuition. - That's right.
What made you think that way?
We were drinking together...
and everyone went home.
Even Se Hyung passed out at Ki Wook's place.
But Do Yeon insisted on coming to my place.
Even Se Hyung wasn't home.
You remember it was just the two of us, right?
I had my reason. Ki Wook has a wife,
so I felt sorry to stay there until late. I was trying to...
- go somewhere more comfortable. - I felt differently.
You two were alone in the house.
So I thought, "What does she want?"
"Why does she want to go to my place?" I started imagining things.
- No. - I thought...
But that's how I felt it at the time.
When she first said it, I said okay.
But I thought maybe we will get into a trouble.
We had been drinking all night.
If I try to do something to her,
that would've been a big problem.
And if she decides to make a move,
it was going to be a big problem too. Wait, just listen.
Is this your first time to hear this?
- It's my first time. - It's her first time.
The two of us slept in the same house all by ourselves.
Wow, Jang Do Yeon.
No!
She knows that I slept at Se Chan's place.
Look at her face. She looks like Sharon Stone.
- She looks like Sharon Stone! - It looks like...
one of those TV series that involve complicated relationships.
- Why am I involved in this? - This is crazy.
- She knows I was there. - It's like "Love and War".
- Stop it. - Gosh, Do Yeon.
- You looked very scary. - Tell us.
Wow, Jang Do Yeon.
- Why am I involved in this? - This is crazy.
She knows I was there.
So what happened after you went home?
So we went to my place.
She always sleeps on the couch when she comes to my house.
Yes, I said I'll sleep on the couch.
So I told her to sleep there.
She lied down on the couch and I went inside my room.
Actually, knowing that there was a woman outside,
I couldn't fall asleep.
I didn't know if I should open the door,
wake her up and ask her to drink some more.
- That makes everything worse. - I know.
I thought really hard.
After thinking a lot,
I thought I'd go outside and ask her.
- Ask her what? - Why she came to my place.
- Why she came to your place? - That's wrong.
- You should've just let her sleep. - Se Chan has feelings for her.
Any man would be the same. You would want to open the door.
- Why would you open the door? - It was because he...
just got discharged from the army back then.
Right. I just got discharged from the army.
- So what happened? - Then that can happen.
When I opened the door, she was already asleep.
She was sleeping with no blanket.
I don't know about this. She's not flirtatious.
When she was sleeping, her belly was slightly exposed.
That's normal when you sleep!
- Girls don't do that! - Hey.
- She was alone anyway. - Right.
There was a man inside the room.
- You were sleeping in the room. - You were drunk.
I was in the room and she was in the living room.
- Did you pull down her shirt then? - I didn't do that.
I just looked at it closely.
(Closely?)
(You looked at it closely?)
- What? - Na Rae, you didn't know this?
It's my first time hearing about it.
At that time...
- And? - Well...
This is why you should never trust a man.
(It's like a crazy drama.)
(I will take my revenge on you.)
Do Yeon,
you said at one point you felt that Se Chan liked you.
Oh, that.
It's the same for Se Hyung and Se Chan.
They are both very naughty.
And sometimes they are really nice to me.
Recently, Se Chan said,
"Do Yeon, do you like it..."
"when guys pat your head?"
So I said, "Of course I like it." We usually don't touch each other.
- Right. - He patted my head, and...
I saw myself reflected in the window and I was smiling.
When I did this to you?
- Wow, he's bold. - Yes.
- It's like a drama. - Some things make women happy.
- You are really... - And...
- Gosh, Na Rae. - two days ago,
- Na Rae is too short to be patted. - Se Hyung also...
Do Yeon, don't you...
- like Se Hyung? - Na Rae, what are you doing?
She's drinking water as if it's alcohol.
- She drank water like alcohol. - Hold on.
- Wow, Na Rae. - Should I pat your head too?
You should.
Then...
(Here)
- You're going to do it to her? - Do it.
- Do it for her. - Ouch!
Ouch!
- Okay. - My heart once pounded for...
- Se Hyung too. - Really?
A few days ago, we had a shoot for "Comedy Big League".
We were eating take-out food.
But the food has been sitting there for a long time,
and I couldn't mix the rice because it got hardened.
- The sauce sank to the bottom. - I see.
He asked me why I am not mixing my rice.
I said I couldn't mix it and I was going to eat it.
Then he took it and made my rice warm with a hairdryer.
- Oh, dear. - He made it hot again.
- So, that was sweet. - That moved you.
(What?)
(It's a love rectangle?)
Hey, what are you doing to me and my brother?
- What's wrong with you? - I have nothing to say.
- Say something. - Should I talk about Yong Jin?
(Is this a love pentagon?)
Did you have feelings for Yong Jin?
- She had feelings for him. - No, I mean...
It says here that Do Yeon started wearing perfume...
because of Yang Se Chan.
Oh, that's another thing.
- Se Chan... - Stop it already.
I really don't have any guy friends.
My colleagues, Se Hyung, Yong Jin and Se Chan...
are the only ones.
So it's hard for me to distinguish the feelings between a man and...
a woman and feelings between friends.
Sometimes, this happens.
Se Chan and I used to be like brothers.
And one day, he told me this.
"Do Yeon, you don't wear a perfume?" He asked me seriously.
But when I wear perfume, I feel like the smell is...
coming from my nose, so I normally don't like it.
But when he said that, I felt like he said it because...
I lack charms as a woman. And that hurt my pride.
I didn't feel so good after hearing it.
But then even before I realised it, I was buying a perfume.
- Because of what Se Chan said. - I already paid for it.
I didn't want to put it on all over.
So I only put it on three parts.
- Do you wear a perfume, Na Rae? - Yes, I do.
Na Rae wears perfume.
I was wearing it for a long time.
Na Rae always wears it.
Guys love it when a woman passes by...
- and give off a gentle fragrance. - I love it.
- There's a certain feminine scent. - There is.
- Is it their makeup? - But she smelt like rotten tofu.
I stepped on rotten tofu. That's why.
Then you should wear the perfume like this. One, two, three.
- I'm glad he's here. - Right?
- He's really... - He's funny.
(Gu Ra loves him.)
You should know by looking at Na Rae's face.
Apparently, when she heard what happened between...
Do Yeon and Se Chan,
the first thing she said was,
"Those sneaky rats".
Really?
She had no idea. Our writers told her the story.
It really gave me the chills.
It made me wonder if Do Yeon is a psychopath.
Why did you get that far?
Because she acts differently when she's with the guys?
- And you were with her. - When we didn't work out,
she told me that these two are not even attractive.
She said that I should stop minding them and look for better guys.
- But then... - But she put on the perfume and...
did those sneaky things. I didn't know about that.
This is "Love and War".
This is like Hollywood.
In TV series, your best friend is always the most dangerous one.
That's why things happen with next door neighbours.
Gosh.
This drama will end by all of you becoming a family.
- That will be the best. - That means death.
One family? Why would you say that?
We will either become a family or die.
- They will all live together. - You will be in-laws.
It will be really funny when we go on a morning talk show together.
- We will go as a family. - We will go as a family.
(Husbands and wives)
Na Rae, what are their charms?
First of all, in case of Se Chan,
he is a year younger than me but he is very mature.
He told me this one time.
"Don't drink too much."
"You might hurt yourself."
I was really thankful he told me that.
- He was actually worried. - It's just a humane thing to say.
- So it was a humanitarian comment. - Anybody would say that to you.
When someone is standing at the edge of a cliff, you stop her.
In case of Se Hyung,
the three of us did a skit together.
On "Comedy Big League", we enter from the back of the stage.
The door opens and we enter.
Before the door opens, Se Hyung always say this.
"Let's become a dragon on the stage."
"I am already excited to have fun on the stage."
- That's charming. - When he said that,
he really looked like a dragon on the stage.
I said that because...
I wanted to cheer you up.
I wanted to tell you that...
- I wasn't scared. - He wanted to cheer them up.
Se Chan also has something he always says.
"Let's rip the audience's underwear."
Rappers say, "Let's tear..."
- "the audience's eardrums." - Yes.
Comedians say we will rip people's underwear because it sounds funny.
Singers say, "Let's kill them all."
It's better to tear their underwear than to kill them.
That's better than killing them.
Yang Bae Chu has the same last name as you, and he must be...
very jealous of Se Chan.
- His last name is Cho. - His last name is Cho.
- Oh, that's right. - He said it's Yang.
- His name is Cho Sae Ho. - His last name isn't Yang.
- Sae Ho must be jealous. - He's not that jealous.
Sae Ho is just pretending to like Do Yeon.
No, that's not true.
No, he's not into her at all.
- He slightly liked her. - He did.
They never pretend it for no reason.
He must've had feelings for her.
What do you think about Sae Ho?
- Sae Ho... - He's just pretending.
has a crush on someone in every show he's in.
So it's strange for me to take it seriously.
I think that would be overreacting.
What about Nam Chang Hee?
I think he's not healthy.
- He always looks sick. - He looks sick.
I think about him sometimes...
and asks him if he's feeling okay.
I meet him once in every three weeks,
and whenever I see him, he has had a new surgery.
- Right. - He had a surgery for his arm.
- Really? - He hurt his ankle too.
I'm worried that he's always sick.
Chang Hee told me this. He suggested that we become...
like Yu Jae Seok and Kim Won Hee this year.
- Chang Hee said that? - I asked him how he'd lead me.
And he said, "You should be Yu Jae Seok."
Oh, so he's Kim Won Hee.
(Chang Hee is so witty.)
- Our roles are changed. - This is why Sae Ho keeps him.
(This is why Sae Ho keeps Chang Hee close to him.)
We asked Se Chan to choose...
between Na Rae and Do Yeon.
And he said he would marry Na Rae...
and date Do Yeon.
She's nice to date because she looks very fancy.
- But you don't want to marry her. - Not at all. I'd just date her.
She's so... No, I just want to date her.
But you will be together longer if you are married.
Why do you want to marry Na Rae?
She always stays home, so we won't have to go out together.
- What are you talking about? - You just cook at home.
- Is that why you want to marry me? - That's right.
- I don't have to take her out. - Because I am always at home?
So I will marry her, and I will date her.
Even if you marry her, don't bring her on memorial days.
(Don't bring her to our memorial days.)
- I will make sure to go there. - I will do the cooking.
What about you, Se Hyung?
Do Yeon and Na Rae have different charms.
Do Yeon is just too nice.
- Don't say that. - Na Rae would make...
- such a good wife. - I see.
- And it would be fun every day. - So will you marry Na Rae?
- But don't make a choice like that. - Perhaps...
- Marriage is no joke. - What?
- Don't do that. - We told him to choose.
You asked the question, so I answered.
- We asked them. - Don't push them.
- What should I do? - Don't push them into a corner.
What do you mean? These two are charming.
- You make the choice then. - What?
- You make the choice. - Choose between Na Rae and Do Yeon.
Kang Susie.
(Kang Susie)
So he has feelings for her! He's just been hiding it!
I was just joking.
- Edit this out. - No. This is so interesting.
So many people heard it!
(So many people heard it!)
Se Chan, you can explain how Na Rae acts when she's drunk?
When she's drunk...
- First, her tongue gets twisted. - I see.
- Second... - Can you impersonate her?
She just babbles.
- "Hey, pour me a drink." - That's a sick person.
- It's like that. - You are just like that.
- Really? - Yes.
And her hand...
touches the person next to her. That's it.
And then her eyes lose focus. She becomes Like this.
She's like this. "Hey, you are here."
That's the third step.
- First... - We prepared something.
- First, her tongue gets twisted. - Is it here?
(They crack up as soon as they see it.)
- My goodness. - Well...
- She looks so drunk in the picture. - Is this at Hongdae?
- She looks so decadent. - It was at Hongdae.
How drunk is she?
That's when she's totally gone.
- She's upset too. - Yes.
Here is a second one.
(Laughing)
(It's the best drunk picture ever.)
That's when she's just gone.
- Next... - What is this?
- It's when she went all the way. - Na Rae.
It's right before getting carried out.
Gosh...
(Se Hyung brought amazing pictures.)
- Who is this? Your manager? - That's me.
- I am carrying her. - Who took the picture?
I took the picture.
- This is really... - This is the best.
(This is the best.)
I thought she was Chucky.
(Which one is Chucky?)
I heard Comedian Lee Jin Ho...
was very shocked when he saw her drunk.
Jin Ho was just discharged from the army too.
It was his first time to see Na Rae.
It was his first time to see her, and we forgot to warn him.
We started drinking.
She got drunk and started touching Jin Ho.
Again, she was very drunk.
Jin Ho called me.
"I'm going to beat Park Na Rae."
("I'm going to beat Park Na Rae.")
- No way. - He really said that.
It was even worse but I made it sound nicer.
- You know how Jin Ho is, right? - Of course.
He said something worse.
I just got him a taxi and told him to go home.
If I didn't do that, you would've been done for.
- You would've been done for. - What do you mean?
- You know Jin Ho, right? - Yes.
Na Rae has guardian angels.
- She's divine. - Everyone around her...
- protects her from any danger. - I am so happy.
She's never alone. She's always with people.
- I am always with people. - Do Yeon is like her manager.
Of course. Well...
You should give them a gift.
Don't give me a gift.
(Don't give me a gift.)
- I am nothing. - Right.
You are still alive because of these people.
(They are her guardian angels.)
This is what you should do to quit drinking.
Today and yesterday, Hyun Moo's throat condition was really bad,
and he didn't get to host his morning radio show.
- You should host a radio show. - A radio show?
- A live show? - Then you won't drink.
- Maybe I will do a recording. - No.
- I think she will do that. - No, no.
You won't drink. You are a professional.
- Right. - You should stop drinking.
- Can I drink after the show? - You'll drink in the morning?
(You'll drink in the morning?)
Je Seong's nipples got worn-out because of Na Rae?
- Is that true? - That was his only funny story.
- Oh, that story. - The right nipple.
- Both of his nipples got pinched. - Are yours okay, Se Chan?
My nipples are a little worn out too.
- Gosh. - I heard you have a callus.
He sometimes snips it with a nail cutter.
- What are you talking about? - How did you know?
- How can you do that? - It's really good to have you here.
Does it really hurt when she pinches your nipple?
It's not that it hurts a lot. She's just really persistent.
She only attacks one side.
If she sits here, she's going to pinch the nipple on this side.
I move to the other side, and she's supposed to pinch the one...
next to her, but she continues to pinch the same one.
- She only pinches one side. - She just keeps pinching.
- She goes for one target. - It's as if she will pluck it out.
- Gosh. - It really hurts.
They are really good people. You have to treat them well.
Don't be thankful to Jae Seok. It's them you should thank.
I have to pay them back.
I heard your drunk actions change according to the person's looks.
- In the past, Na Rae... - You remember that, right?
One time, we went to a karaoke with...
our comedian colleagues.
We had a get-together.
We got very drunk and she kept...
I don't know if it was Se Chan or Se Hyung,
but she kept moving closer to one of them.
Cho Sae Ho saw her, and...
he thought he had to do something about it.
So he pushed this guy we all know...
towards Na Rae. He told Na Rae to go to him.
- He was a comedian too. - Yes, he was.
- It was Park Min Hyuk. - He is Park Min Hwan.
- Park Min Hwan. Let's search him. - He's there, right?
- Okay. - So... He works hard.
- Yes, that's him. - He looks like a nerd.
Even when you are drunk, you are conscious.
(Even when she's drunk, she can scan people around.)
We pushed him towards Na Rae,
and Na Rae's eyes regained focus.
Then she threw the microphone.
She said, "Hey, go away!"
He's the man Na Rae rejected.
(Park Min Hwan is the man Na Rae rejected.)
Unlike Na Rae who have bad drinking habits,
Do Yeon's bad drinking habit comes out once a year.
- Once in every quarter. - "Eungam-dong Incident".
Wait. They're going around ruining the moral of Eunpyeong-gu.
(The four of them are going around ruining the moral of Eunpyeong-gu.)
Do Yeon doesn't get drunk. She's a heavy drinker.
And she has to take care of Na Rae,
so she always drinks less.
- She controls herself. - I see.
She gets completely drunk once in a while.
There was a woman I knew,
and she wanted to join and drink with us.
We told her to come, so she came.
But Do Yeon was a little...
- She was jealous. - Right.
- She didn't want another woman. - Yes.
Look. It has always been me and her.
And a pretty woman...
- joined you. - She was very pretty.
When she came, she turned her back against her.
Unlike the other times, she got a little drunk. Suddenly, she said,
"Hey! Why are you flirting with my guys?"
("Hey! Why are you flirting with my guys?")
- It was so sudden. - I was flustered.
We didn't even laugh at the time.
The woman said, "I'm not flirting."
And she said, "You keep flirting with my guys!"
And the woman said, "I didn't flirt with them."
Do Yeon said, "You jerk."
And then she threw water onto that woman's face.
- Really? - That's what happens on the drama!
When that happened, we were startled.
If that woman was a quiet one,
she would've just said, "What is this?"
As soon as Do Yeon did that, she did the same thing to Do Yeon.
"How dare you!"
- "You dirty fox!" - "Take this!"
That's what she really said. "You dirty fox!"
When that happened, I sobered up and said,
"I'm sorry."
(I am sorry.)
- She got scared. - Right.
She was trying to intimidate the woman but Do Yeon was intimidated.
I felt bad. When they are with me and Na Rae,
people say they are nice to me.
But they actually treat us like brothers.
When a new woman came,
they acted so differently and that made me sad.
And what was important was that she was flirting with you.
- No, she didn't. - And they were so happy.
- It made me sad. - That's not a big deal though.
Didn't you get upset when she threw water on you?
- I didn't. - The thing was...
the woman threw soda on her face.
- I was really... - You lost.
- You lost. - She lost.
When I woke up in the morning, my face was all sticky.
(It had an aftereffect.)
It was like that.
Do Yeon, do you eat a lot when you're drunk?
When Do Yeon gets drunk,
she eats so much.
You know, at pork stew restaurants,
the portion of the fried rice is huge.
- It's almost enough for two people. - It's like this much.
One day, we had 4 people and we ordered 3 portions.
She finished all of it.
We even had some stew and samgyeopsal.
Still, she finished all of it with half-closed eyes.
- But she's skinny. - I know.
I can't control myself when I'm drunk.
- You lose control. - And when she got home,
she asked for some ramen and ate it too.
Then she ate fried dumplings...
and fried eggs. And then she finally went to sleep.
She always does that when she's drunk.
Do Yeon might seem okay.
But in reality, she gets drunk...
- not long after we start drinking. - I see.
Once, we were out drinking with about 10 guys.
After moving from place to place several times,
we went into a bar.
We had so much food including barbecue.
So we were already very full.
We just ordered a bowl of noodles.
When the food came out,
Do Yeon said, "Wait, give it to me."
Then she started eating the noodles with her hands.
(Eating hot noodles with her hands)
- "It's okay, it's okay." - Why?
You guys are crazy.
Both of you are unbelievable.
- But she doesn't remember it. - Really?
It seems like when they're drunk,
- Na Rae... - They're both bad.
bothers the ones near her...
while Do Yeon entertains others.
(You got it.)
Se Hyung said...
Na Rae once bombed his bathroom.
- What are you talking about? - You know it.
I don't usually let others use my bathroom.
I don't like people going in and out of my room.
So I usually make them use the bathroom near Se Chan's room.
But once, Na Rae had to use the bathroom.
so I let her use my bathroom.
But then she didn't flush the toilet.
- I did flush. - No, you didn't.
You know this story, right? You tell them.
- I can't talk about it. - Gosh.
I'm sure she flushed it.
But her finger probably slipped.
- Or the water pressure was weak. - So it didn't flush everything.
But what was really impressive was, according to Se Hyung,
it apparently looked like a giant monster.
- I did flush. - Was the water pressure weak?
But as mine was so substantial,
it refused to go down and came back out.
No, it must have been more like, "Bang!"
- That's not true. - Well...
When that happens,
don't you usually try to flush it down with some water?
I thought I flushed it down.
So I just left.
- You didn't check. - As I said earlier,
I'm a source of lousy luck.
(I'm a source of lousy luck.)
What does this mean? Since then, you always...
Oh, you check with Na Rae beforehand...
if her stomach is feeling well.
When we're going to my apartment,
I make sure that she goes to the bathroom before that.
So that she won't use your bathroom?
I make her use the bathroom on the way.
He treats me as if I was his dog.
"Do it here."
I can see that you guys are really close friends.
We were actually a bit worried.
- They're women... - Right.
but we treat them like guys.
- It could be uncomfortable. - The older comedians,
like Lee Bong Won, Kim Mi Hwa, Lim Mi Sook and Lee Kyung Ae...
- were very close too. - I see.
- It's nice to see you're close. - Comedians always work together.
- We often work all night long. - Exactly.
- You're comrades. - You work all night long.
I'm afraid the viewers will find it uncomfortable.
- It's just that we're good friends. - Right.
- We're really good friends. - Regardless of gender, right?
It's true that you guys are uncomfortably close.
(So please don't misunderstand.)
I heard Se Hyung is very mischievous...
and he especially pulls a lot of pranks on Na Rae.
Na Rae sometimes takes it too far...
when she's drunk.
I'm a mischievous person, too.
But since I'm a man, I can't do everything she does to me.
- So you pay her back while drunk? - Exactly.
One day, she called me and said,
"My back is wrecked."
"It's because you wrestled with me."
I felt so sorry for that. So I apologised and said,
"I'll never do that again." And then I went into the bathroom...
and found out I had a black eye.
We wrestled with each other for fun.
That reminds me.
We spent Christmas Eve together.
It was Christmas Eve.
When we left a bar after having some drinks,
and it was snowing outside. Since we're girls,
Na Rae and I got excited to see the snow.
Apparently, Se Hyung wanted to pull a prank on Na Rae again.
The snow had piled up.
But he had no excuse.
It had snowed and we were happy,
but it didn't give him an excuse to pull a prank.
So he made a snowball...
and shouted at the back of Na Rae's head,
"How dare you say bad things to my mum?"
He did that all of a sudden.
- Were you drunk? - No, I wasn't.
- I remember everything. - He just made up a situation.
You'll never believe how mischievous Se Hyung is.
One day, he was shooting a show,
and we were going to have a meeting when he's finished.
He said he would be finished by 10pm.
But it got delayed over and over again.
- He was finished at 5am. - Really?
It's because I made too many mistakes.
He was sorry...
and took us out to drinks.
We went to a soondaeguk restaurant.
As the sun was rising,
we had to drink quite fast.
We drank but I actually wasn't drunk.
I fell asleep because I was so tired...
- after waiting for him for so long. - You were tired.
There was a room where you could lie down in that restaurant.
- I can understand. - I dozed off without realising it.
But then Se Hyung...
tried to wake me up...
by slapping me with kimchi.
He did that.
- They're weird. - Let me explain.
- I'll explain. - Go ahead, Se Hyung.
You left out what happened before that.
You don't understand.
- I was shooting that day. - What do you mean?
Hear me out. You don't understand.
I made too many mistakes and I finished late.
I felt sorry and I took them out.
I was wearing a pricey jacket that cost more than 100 dollars.
It was the first time I was wearing it.
At the restaurant,
there were all kinds of kimchi, from fermented kimchi...
- Some radish kimchi. - to fresh kimchi.
It's always Na Rae that starts it.
It was the same at that time, too.
She got drunk and started talking to me.
"Do you have kimchi at home?"
I answered, "No, why?"
And then she put some fresh kimchi in my pocket.
- That's not true. - You did it.
- You deserved it. - I really didn't do it.
- Hear him out. - Let's hear him.
- Did you do that? - "Take some home."
She put some fresh kimchi in my pocket.
I knew she would run away if I get angry with her.
So I just remained silent after thanking her.
And when she finally fell asleep, I slapped her with kimchi.
I'm not a crazy person. Why would I do that...
- for no reason? - I'm on his side.
Personally, I'm on his side.
You're making me sound bad.
- I was there. - Do we have pictures?
We have some evidence here.
Gosh.
(It's going into her mouth.)
Did you pose for the picture?
- No, she didn't. - I'll tell you.
When I slapped her with kimchi,
- I saw she was getting upset. - Was she asleep?
- She almost got angry. - So Do Yeon and I...
- had to try to make her laugh. - "It looks hilarious!"
"You look hilarious! We should take a picture!"
That's how we stopped her from getting angry at me.
What was amazing was that,
the kimchi just sat on her face...
as if Na Rae's face was a plate.
Na Rae couldn't help but laugh when she saw the picture.
Luckily, she just laughed it off.
She should feel proud of that picture as a comedian.
(She should feel proud of this picture.)
Na Rae can make anything look funny.
- She can. - She can.
That's why we'd like to hold a picture exhibition...
featuring pictures of Na Rae.
- It'd be titled "Her Life". - We should do that.
I never throw away my old cell phones.
I probably have three old phones at home.
And all of them are full of hilarious pictures.
- Some of them are too funny. - You should hold an exhibition.
- They're amazing. - The exhibition...
will be well worth the ticket price, even if we charge 30 dollars for it.
We'll attach some explanation to each picture.
- "Dedicated to Na Rae." - You'd explain what happened.
"An exhibition dedicated to Na Rae".
("A Wandering Drunk Girl")
("Mysterious Plastic Bags)"
("The Attack of Kimchi")
Se Hyung said, whenever I pull a prank on Na Rae,
Do Yeon enjoys it the most.
People will think I'm a psychopath.
No, they'd think you're a sociopath.
Oh, a sociopath.
(She admits it.)
Do Yeon and I are the same age.
- But you were strict on her. - I was.
As her senior at work, I always tried to teach her.
When Do Yeon made a mistake,
I always corrected her.
- Right. - I have my flaws, too.
But Do Yeon never points it out as I'm her senior.
However, Se Hyung is not my senior, and we're of the same age.
So he points out my mistakes all the time.
Do you remember when I tried to speak Japanese?
(Japanese?)
I made her introduce herself in Japanese.
And she said...
(I'm Park Na Rae.)
(Nice to meet you.)
I said something like this.
If I had been there,
I would have said, "You're good. Your Japanese is good."
But Se Hyung didn't say that.
I told her if a Japanese person hears it, it'd sound like,
"Hello..."
"I am..."
"Park... Na Rae." It would sound like this.
He always points these things out.
(He keeps picking on Na Rae.)
Se Hyung, did you say...
you have something to settle with Kyu Hyun?
That's not exactly true.
One day, Kim Hee Chul called me...
and asked me to host...
a wedding of one of Kyu Hyun's friends.
I happily accepted it.
It was in Gangnam.
After the wedding,
I was waiting to be paid.
But I felt somewhat uncomfortable sitting there.
So I just took out my car first.
Right then, I saw Kyu Hyun withdrawing some money.
He was holding some cash in his hand without an envelope.
If I remember right, it was four fifty-dollar bills.
- Only 200 dollars? - It was more than that.
He just handed them over saying, "Here you go."
- Just the cash without an envelope? - Exactly.
- That's a bit rude. - It was a bit embarrassing.
- Why did you do that? - And then...
Are you being disrespectful to my fellow comedians?
Let me explain.
It was 20 fifty-dollar bills.
- No, it wasn't. - So, I was...
going to find an envelope.
But then I saw Se Hyung leaving. So I handed him the money.
But he refused it and said, "Just buy me a drink next time."
I insisted on paying him but he said, "No, it's not appropriate."
So I said, "Okay. I'll treat you some other time."
- But I haven't treated him yet. - I see.
So you didn't accept it.
Then give me 1,000 dollars now.
- I will. - I understand him.
He must have thought,
"If it's under 1,000 dollars, I'd rather make him treat me..."
- "at somewhere nice." - Exactly.
You would have accepted it if it was 2,000 dollars.
- Of course. - Even if he pays you with coins.
- Even if he throws the money at me. - Right.
- He would have thanked him. - Exactly.
Even if he has his feet on the money, I'd take it.
- Of course. - I would have done that.
- His friend was there, too. - You did the right thing.
- I'm a celebrity too. - Of course.
I couldn't take the money when he was there.
- I couldn't do that. - You did the wrong thing.
- I was embarrassed. - When someone's watching...
That's why I told him to just buy me a drink.
It's been about a year but he never got in touch with me since then.
- Gosh, Kyu Hyun. - Today,
he must have found out that I'm today's guest.
He must have not expected to see me again.
He called me and said, "I found out you're today's guest."
So I just said, "Okay, see you later."
He must have thought that he would never see you again.
I'll make sure to treat you.
- Call me anytime. - You did the wrong thing.
But I found it very impressive.
The wedding was in the late afternoon at 5pm or 6pm.
But then he showed up...
to the wedding looking...
- completely hung over. - I was almost late.
- You were the host. - Yes.
So my friend said, "What's wrong with him?"
- "What's wrong with him?" - Your friend said that?
"How can he do this on my wedding day?"
"He's not even wearing any makeup."
So I told him, "He must have a reason."
Anyway, Se Hyung did a good job.
You're making me look terrible.
- No, I'm not. - Apologise.
I'm sorry. I was wrong.
It's good that you didn't get paid.
- Right. - It would've been bad if you did.
You must have looked really bad if you had got paid.
(Kyu Hyun hits the spot today too.)
- Se Chan. - Yes.
You said that Na Rae looks oddly amazing to you.
Yes, I came to think that lately.
She's been so busy these days. We haven't talked so much...
and we haven't had drinks together in a long time.
I've been just watching her from far away.
She has a certain atmosphere now. She looks really amazing.
- Are you attracted her? - That's not it. She's just awesome.
(He denies right away.)
You look up to her as your senior.
- Exactly. - That's nice.
Se Chan said something that moved me.
To remove my makeup,
I use paraffin as I glue things to my face.
- I see. - And Se Chan once told me,
"While other girls smell of perfume,"
"you smell of paraffin."
"I think you're amazing."
I was very touched to hear that.
Is that why you were looking for a lighter?
- I was just wondering... - He was desperately looking.
- if it'd lit a fire. - But I didn't have one.
Doesn't the smell of paraffin somehow make you feel good?
- You're right. - I was a bit spaced out.
That was why.
- That's why you said nice things. - Guys.
Actually, we had a meeting.
- Why? - As you guys are so funny,
we thought this episode would be a great one.
Jong Shin and some others insisted we divide it into two episodes.
- But Kyu Hyun and I said, - Why me?
even though you guys are funny,
- these guys... - I'll repeat what Gu Ra said.
"Why do we have to watch them for two weeks?"
- That's not what I said. - Help us.
- "Why?" - I said...
"Why do we have to watch them for two weeks?"
What I meant was that we should invite them again.
Then our producer said we should bring out their humane side.
And a moment ago, I thought we finally did it.
But they went back to talking about setting a fire. This is not right.
- It won't work. - Please cut out that part.
- We won't. - Let's do it like this.
We should wrap it up nicely.
Why did you bring up setting her on fire?
- We didn't exactly say that. - I wanted to make it funny.
But don't start crying here all of a sudden.
Let me think about what my mum has gone through.
- Don't do that. - Talk about it.
- Don't start it. - One of us has to cry here.
- Don't do it. - Think about the difficult times.
- I had a surgery once. - It won't make two episodes.
(But)
He has always been there for me.
(They suddenly started telling touching stories.)
I think I'm going to cry.
I feel so thankful to those around me.
I think we have a chance for two episodes.
(We decided to feature them in two episodes.)
(They finally start...)
(to show their real funny sides.)
(A perfect episode for the holiday)
(They show off their talents!)
All right, nice!
No, no.
You don't have to bring the receipt. Spend it as you wish.
(The second part of "Love and War Special"...)
(will never disappoint you.)